• maths teacher: (7x-2)^(1/3) + (7x+5)^(1/3) = 3
  • avril lavigne: why do you have to go and make things so complicated

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Accent Challenge.

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theatre, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pyjamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

DO NOT LAUGH AT ME!!!

thatsmoderatelyraven:

its 2012 why cant i drive my bed to the kitchen to get a snack

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Code red!  Kitty in the beer!

Code red! Kitty in the beer!

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emmalik20:

the-love-within:

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thenameisbunny:

STOP WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS OKAY

forever reblog

forever

haha

CRYING.

Oh man, it’s back. 

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